Little Viking Bug from another era. Grace us with your cheery mug, the sweetest pink chimera.
BBBZZzzt! PCHOoot- PCHOOot! A lonesome critter in a robot shell. Out of his eye, lasers frequently shoot. When did this start, Cyclops, do tell? (We're avoiding the lasers, it’s hard to compute.)
The bucktoothed lion rat is both predator and prey. Shy and inquisitive it tends to stay home during the day.
Fiji Tadpole Mermaid Monster
Well, the monster from the Black Lagoon was a baby once, too!
Missing a skate? Who could it be? Bet it was the Single Skate Snake-Bone monster; I'm sure it was he. Alas he'll glide by, and not hear your cries, 'cuz he's sponging in some sick tunes and sweet lullabies.
Well, that is just rude! Indeed, indeed. That's the Butt-Bird monster who just flew over with speed. (Flying not fast enough if you ask me!)
In dapper shoes and circuit-board body he stands by and keeps your data flowing freely (but upside down) (and backward)
Went hiking last summer on a shady wooded trail. Thought I saw something hopping in the corner of my eye. Could it be the 3-eyed frog monster snapping up a fly?
Crabby Pants Monster
Crabbypants McGee do not dare yell at me. Keep your pincers and eyes in close proximity. When you're angry, express it, but use your inside voice here. Your message is better heard with less volume and fear.
Squishy and cuddly and cute as can be Octobaby Chub Monster loves all it can see.
Dish-basket Footstool Pigtailed Symbiotic Monster Trio Stacked atop one another, they're an unstoppable cleaning team.
Soaring through fluffy clouds up high, She knows only love, the sea, and sky. The Sugar Turtle.
Shoo bee, don't bother me, Shoo Evil Monkey Bee, Don't pester me, Shoo bee, don't bother me, For there's a chancla in my hand, you see! !Sale de aquí , mosca fea!
Fuzzy, squishy, smooshy, sweet Loveable, huggable, caring, neat. Life feels a whole lot better this way, with critters like Warm Fuzzies to cheer up your day.
I'm a monster teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, mouth's the spout. When I don't approve of something, hear me shout. Tip me over and complaints pour out!
The cone-nosed bat snatcher is exactly that. Snout like a cone. Eats mainly bat.
Stinky and smelly, at the back of the fridge forgotten, but not lost, is Frank. A zombie hot dog, with an ol' mustard ridge, he lives on, all moldy and rank.
Oh Deeer! What have we heeere? Are you as fast as you appeear?
Ode to Electrotorch, a robot frog. Twinkle, twinkle little star. What, I wonder, the heck you are? Upon closer inspection I can see. You are an electro-torch-robo-light-party.
In the monster world, there lives a guy named Steve. He's famous for wearing an umbrella hat. Whenever it rains, he smiles with ease. For he can certainly weather that!
Mr. Flapjack is a kitchen critter. He's friend to Jam and Apple Fritter, brother to Pancake and father to Blintz, He drives a white, porcelain saucer so shiny it glints.
Silky walks in hairy forests like the night; In humid climes, pensive, counting by threes. Swaying cheerily, her spirits now bright; She sees happiness in her lot; As a pasty, curly, sticky snot. Silky's happy seeing nostril's light.
All along the ocean floor swimming around, lookin' for more plankton to fill my fishy belly eat more krill, get more smelly
Mona, conductress of the Butterfly Monarchestra, the orchestra of the monster bug world.
Rosy buns (a fantastic ocean beastie) I got big buns and I cannot lie. Flower buns on my head and I, smell as fresh as the rosies, the sweet hazy posies, and the dew from the morning sky.
Crab Fly-Trap The planets did not quite align for his ideal astrological sign. Instead of Venus, he was Crab. . .
There's a beetle in my shoe, A tiny bug with glass bead eyes. A pretty painted beetle bug, What a sweet surprise!
The Heavy Metal Mime Monster speaks for himself… or does he?
Ballerina in a box, tinkly music, red tutu, perfectly pointed toes. More mystery than monster, where does she go when her box is closed?
Paisley plankton play peacefully in the pristine petri dish.
Bouffant Bug Baby has the most fabulous curls you've seen. Styled and primped just to wish you a wondrous Halloween!